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The Endless Confusion That Imran Tahir's Hair Creates
Imran Tahir has hair on his head. I'm sure you noticed.But yesterday, before he left for India I noticed it's like electrocuted dry grass. Why does it look like electrocuted dry grass? Has Imran Tahir...
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Salman Butt the Commentator
After hearing the news that Salman Butt is going to be doing a commentary job for a Pakistani sports channel, I must confess I seriously feel he has the audacity of a true bastard.And he doesn't even...
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Furball Monsters for WC Support
I'm slightly bored. Or maybe I don't have much of an idea what to write so I'm staying silent, but staying silent for a bit too long gets all too weird, so I thought I'd say hello with this post and...
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After the Opening Ceremony
I looked somewhat like this.Less colours and dance, and probably an elephant race with the captains would have been pretty damn cool. But they don't do damn cool things then so very often.
View ArticleWho Wants an Associate Chicken Legpiece?
I know that's weirdly titled, but that's how I was thinking when Sehwag was gobbling up Bangladesh like marshmallows. And then I had to ponder over the poor fate over the not so strong sides...
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Just Remember the Name...
Sadly, few will remember the embarrassing Pom exploits we had yesterday (except for people who have an overobsession with being nit-picky and writing essays on fielding errors) but that's how things...
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Say Hello to Imran Tahir
Ladies and gents and chickens and hens, South Africa have just introduced their new and immaculately polished product. It's golden-sprayed at the top and is claimed to be a leggie.It's called Imran...
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A Pakistan 'the Good, the Bad and the Ugly'
The way the Stanis are winning these days must be scaring at least some teams their pants off. Because the Stanis are winning despite their typical derangements, and any team which can win without...
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The Poms Had A Cunning Plan
Strauss appears in the doorway of the press room."Before we start this, I implore you all to stay absolutely silent while I speak. Kind of like shutting up."Before a nonplussed audience, he then smugly...
View ArticleSunil Gavaskar's Masterpiece
I'm guilty of not blogging after the Saffas' game yesterday and it's got slightly to do with the game being in the morning. Morning games often mean I'll miss them and then have to catch up with the...
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Why South Africa Should be Supported
If I dictated the rules of cricket fandom, it would of course be obligatory to support South Africa all the time. But for now I'm staying away from pipedreams and just making one request: Support the...
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This is Eating Me Up
We had South Africa's game yesterday, a lot happened, and I still haven't posted. So I thought I'd let you all know I'm not hiding (come on, why would I?) only have some bloody work to do. No time, no...
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On Choking And A Saffer Problem
Time I finally wrote about a few horrors.The first horror I had *that* day was the obnoxious catapulting of this tennisball of a thought in my head "Now I'm going to have to hear that word again." It...
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The Poms Are Kind of...
The Poms.HAHAHA.They're one bag of riddles and absurdity in this World Cup.Otherwise they wouldn't have lost to Ireland and the Banglas, but at least Andrew Strauss can go back to being all diplomatic...
View ArticleA Case of Errupting One's Brain
I'm high.I galloped over galaxies in the skyWhere Indians were frying Nehra into a braai.The stars melted into pots of gold,Bronze statues of Robbie P stood everywhere,A couple of Steyn ones were also...
View ArticleBiff's Hatemail
Sender: Just a Saffa supporter..will make no mention of Minki and your weight.Hello Boofus Biff,Did you just notice that nickname? It's alliterative. I love alliterations.But since you're not a...
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Windies, the Heartbreakers
Really, that didn't feel good.The Windies just drained my anticipation of celebrating an England elimination through the gutter. Sulieman Benn, you effin giant, why do you run like you're to be dealt...
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An Ode to Shoaib Akhtar
The earth goes bellowing and screaming"A stampede of bisons?""King Kongs swarming around in tons?"No twits, it's mad monster Shoaib that runs.Runs around in skinny pants of cheetah skin,Throwing up...
View ArticleWinning and Winning
Match One:Under tense circumstances, (but still being brashly optimistic) the Deshis take the field. The South Africans post a goodish score.A goodish score is obviously not what the Deshis wanted and...
View ArticleThe Beauty of It All
I was supposed to be neutral in this game.But then there were wild scenes of Lance Klusener and Allan Donald going bonkers. And Australia holding the cup in 1999 grinning like green frogs.And again in...
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